A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"
Farmer: "Some things you just can't explain. "
Man: "And then what?"
Farmer: "I sat back down and continued to milk her, and just as I got the bucket just about full, the stupid cow knocks over the bucket with her tail
. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in.
. As he moved, he had a strong feeling that he was being watched, and he knew what was watching him, especially when he found one of their dead. She had been eyeing since the moment he stripped down, her mind buzzing with all of the ways she would please him
Kyler Quinn Maybe he had reincarnated to a third-world country? If this was a post-apocalyptic timeline, then whatever happened wasn’t manmade.
Full story My Mother and I had had wine together at dinner which had also been dissaproved of in the past. Several months passed in which there were nights in, nights out, expensive dinners and perfect saturday afternoons at the leisure centre all in the company of Mum and Pete
. Mr
A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"
Farmer: "Some things you just can't explain. "
Man: "And then what?"
Farmer: "I sat back down and continued to milk her, and just as I got the bucket just about full, the stupid cow knocks over the bucket with her tail
. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in.
. As he moved, he had a strong feeling that he was being watched, and he knew what was watching him, especially when he found one of their dead. She had been eyeing since the moment he stripped down, her mind buzzing with all of the ways she would please him
Kyler Quinn Maybe he had reincarnated to a third-world country? If this was a post-apocalyptic timeline, then whatever happened wasn’t manmade.
Full story My Mother and I had had wine together at dinner which had also been dissaproved of in the past. Several months passed in which there were nights in, nights out, expensive dinners and perfect saturday afternoons at the leisure centre all in the company of Mum and Pete
. Mr
A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"
Farmer: "Some things you just can't explain. "
Man: "And then what?"
Farmer: "I sat back down and continued to milk her, and just as I got the bucket just about full, the stupid cow knocks over the bucket with her tail
. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in.
. As he moved, he had a strong feeling that he was being watched, and he knew what was watching him, especially when he found one of their dead. She had been eyeing since the moment he stripped down, her mind buzzing with all of the ways she would please him
Kyler Quinn Maybe he had reincarnated to a third-world country? If this was a post-apocalyptic timeline, then whatever happened wasn’t manmade.
Full story My Mother and I had had wine together at dinner which had also been dissaproved of in the past. Several months passed in which there were nights in, nights out, expensive dinners and perfect saturday afternoons at the leisure centre all in the company of Mum and Pete
. Mr
Alice Eve - Big Nothing (2006)